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"Red wine makes them live longer, but they get to be a real pain" "It has a timid nose with the usual notes of oak and vanilla" "I can't believe you are drinking Merlot!"

Leftover wine?!?

Leftover wine?!?

"For you. A bottle stopper to keep your leftover wine fresh"       "?!? Leftover wine?!?"

Half Full or Half Empty?

Half Full or Half Empty?

People who wonder whether the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable

The Buffalo Theory of Drinking

"A HERD OF BUFFALO CAN ONLY MOVE AS FAST AS THE SLOWEST BUFFALO. AND WHEN THE HERD IS HUNTED, IT IS THE SLOWEST AND WEAKEST ONES AT THE BACK THAT ARE KILLED FIRST. THIS NATURAL SELECTION IS GOOD FOR THE HERD AS A WHOLE, BECAUSE THE GENERAL SPEED AND HEALTH OF THE...

Just my luck…

Just my luck…

Just my luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity